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| User: | bert255101 (5691823) "Antlers in the Treetop"
by, Who Goosed the Moose? |
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| Name: | Quasi-Velvet Shoes | |||||||||||||
| Location: | United States | |||||||||||||
| Birthdate: | 1984-09-13 | |||||||||||||
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| AOL IM: |  NessunDorma126 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||||||||||
| Bio: | You all know me. If you don't... you're missing out. I will confuse you, complicate you, irritate you, make you think, make you laugh, make you cry, hold you up, beat you down, and drag you into the pit of vilest degradation. And only there will you be able to begin a hymn of praise. And then I can quote Dostoevsky and Star Wars at you until your brain explodes, and fun will be had by all, as I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm a 22 year old antisocialite with a 150 IQ, big teeth, and a degree in interpersonal communication. I'm married to the first guy I fell in love with back when I was all of 10 years old, didn't see for 8 years, and found on Myspace a year ago. I love being married, and we're expecting our first little boy, Liam, in July! I have a nasty temper but a big heart, many regrets but a hell of a lot of good stories, a killer library, and $0 left in credit card debt. Likes: talking to myself, silence, being an insomniac, doing homework on Friday nights, using jargon and citing authorities, eyeliner on dudes, admitting that I'm an Inconsiderate Prick and liking it, bizarre parties at 725 Minor, even weirder parties at 229 Douglas, you wearing your ass as a hat, woolly mammoths, my ridiculous attempts at skateboarding, finding cats in the piano, the smell of napalm in the morning, butternut squash, dorky guys, granola, running until I pass out, when things go as they should, hot summer days in Zimbabwe, not being a dope fiend, randomness, being in charge, baking, cows, playing the piano uninterrupted, getting into a warm car on a cold day, having a bizarre clone, feeling baby kicks while I'm trying to sleep. Dislikes: when people rattle the change in their pockets, artsy-fartsy music, the smell of rum, wearing my ass as a hat, stinky food, wishy-washy-ness, the majority of popular culture, mama's boys, cheapskates, meatheads, finding cat toys in the piano, people who have no business playing the piano playing my piano, people touching my piano, people coming within 10 feet of my piano, being asked questions, losing my keys/purse/phone/car, dirty socks in the living room, getting up, going to bed, waiting in line, waiting in traffic, paper, Michigan, people who insist on calling 900 times when I've made it very clear I don't want to talk, fat people in tight clothes, being interrupted while I'm practicing, being watched while I'm practicing, people being underfoot, cats being underfoot, being stared at, people scraping their chairs, people who don't pick up their feet when they walk, affectations of any kind, people with abnormally buggy eyes, not having any personal space, overbearing do-gooders, taking life or myself too seriously, having crap in one's teeth, soggy towels, the washing machine, balancing my checkbook, excessively negative people.
"But at present they still behave quite differently; and in past times religious ideas, in spite of their incontrovertible lack of authentication, have exercised the strongest possible influence on mankind... we must ask where the inner force of those doctrines lies and to what it is that they owe their efficacy, independent as it is of recognition by reason." (Freud, The Future of an Illusion) "Reason, my dear fellow, is the most naive of all superstitions." (Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged) *thanks to _boppo_ for the lovely friends only banner*  This journal is semi-friends only because I am a psychopath and don't really feel like broadcasting it to the world... but give me a holler if you want in, no problem. | |||||||||||||
| Memories:: | 28 entries | |||||||||||||
| Interests: | 129: a perfect circle, anatomy, ancient egypt, andrea bocelli, antarctica, antiestablishment, aphex twin, arianism, art, art history, astronomy, astrophysics, beads, belly dancing, beluga whales, berger, biology, blythe, bronte, buddhism, butterflies, california, cardinals, carlos nakai, cars, cats, chemistry, chihuahuas, chiropractic, collective soul, computer programming, cooking, council of nicea, cross-stitch, dali, dancing, djing, dostoevsky, dragonflies, durkheim, existentialism, fouling the periodicals, gel electrophoresis, great britain, greek, hamza el din, harp, holism, horseback riding, house m.d., humanism, imogen heap, jason mraz, jill tracy, johnny cash, law and order, lds, less than jake, literature, low millions, marriage, maskmaking, medieval studies, mogwai, mortuary science, music, narwhal whales, neurology, neurosurgery, new york city, oasis, olive, pachycephalosaurus, pageants, paranormal activity, pelagianism, piano, piercing, pigs, pilates, placebo, poetry, poland, pullip, purple pussy, quantum physics, rainbows, rasputin, rasputina, religion, richard d. james, running, sasquach, seinfeld, sewing, sex and the city, skating, ski ball, socialism, south africa, star wars, surfing, swimming, tarot, tattoos, techno, tegan and sara, the fat lady, the postal service, the theory of everything, the yeti, tibet, trance, travelling, tristan prettyman, turntables, unicorns, vampires, victoria falls, vinyl, w.b. yeats, weddings, windchimes, witchcraft, wolves, x-files, yoga, zero 7, zimbabwe | |||||||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 9: _twilightfades, bigdaddycool557, bigfunwmu, ghettostang1, lonewolf78, peachblock, plastnatic, sklamalam, walkingbear | |||||||||||||
| Also Friend of: | 3: kid_pirate, meanest_bastard, starve_me_weak | |||||||||||||
| Member of: | 34: _lj_katies_, _riotnotdiet, _scientists_, autumn_addicts, binge_and_purge, blackcats, blackcigarette, bpdisorder, bulimia_support, dear_asshat, ed_recovery, edvice, endeering, free_palestine, holisticpets, house_daily, iceland, life_beyond_eds, migraines, mormon, naturesbeauty, newestwrinkle, note_to_asshat, note_to_husband, note_to_machine, ourhappyknees, pianists, quakers, realwoman, rsl_daily, seeking_ophelia, sextips, the_hedonists, womenofthemoon | |||||||||||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||||||||||
